laughpeasant:

little kids are either cute and sweet or evil and annoying there is no in between 

larvalhex:

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

srsly

zeloismybaby:

kindred-spiritss:

hamfarto:

dildos-and-debutantes:

rescuerhera:

thejoshinator:

mpregbert:

ghostgiggles:

if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works

how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise

ask Patrick Star

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

exp0rted:

we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy

of-mice-and-semen:

wow i just 

jimbertimber:

coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag

gnarly:

HAHAHAhahahahAHHAHA

tonight-we-shred:

i got a free costco pizza at lunch today and i was full after 4 slices and people were asking me for some and i said no and then i looked them in the eye and was taking pieces out of the box and throwing them into the trash one by one and their faces were priceless

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi