[Paradise by Coldplay plays in the background]
"According to reports, the sadly disfigured 26-year-old’s quality of life has been greatly diminished due to such a condition. Sources said the abnormal, visibly blemished creature has been repeatedly passed over for employment opportunities, frequently gawked at and harassed on the street by total strangers, and has faced near constant discrimination for over two decades, all due to the horrific and debilitating birth defect."
Born to die, and you get to sit and watch your TV set.
Believe the lies before your eyes, credit cards & apple pies!
50 stars to blind your eyes, 13 stripes to hypnotize!
Free thought is gone, you’ll never see your just a pawn.
You’ll die tomorrow but today your empty dreams just fade away,
evaporate, dissolve to hate, while you survive and wait until a lifeless fate.
Your stupid lives just piddle on.
You slave for others, and then your gone.
I just can’t escape the lying,
moment we are born we’re dying,
and it’s such an ugly sight.
We have no rights.
We have no future.
No reasons why…
just born to die. Oh..
This was seriously the best prank
"Animal" by Anti-Nowhere League
Because they really were one of the most gleefully offensive Punk bands ever. And because I still crack up when he screams, “I’m your next-door neighbor!”
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
"Because I’m In Love" by the Cockney Rejects
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”